What is Nocturnal Enticement Specialist?
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occupational title referring to (licensed *LPIN) sexually oriented business professionals that derive monies and/or compensation in exchange for erotic services, sexually arousing, enticing, exciting and/or stimulating another
Gentleman approached me in a bar, offered me a drink and introduced himself. He stated his name and that he was an attorney then inquired as to my profession. I chuckled aloud and informed him that we had a lot in common, that I was a Nocturnal Enticement Specialist and it appeared that we both screwed people for money.
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A good substitute for alcohaul
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Making plans to hang out with someone you didn’t really like but had sex with on a first date, in an attempt to retroactively render you..