What is Nocturnal Visitation?
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When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.
After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.
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When a text message is stuck in one's outbox.
You think it has been sent but in reality it hasn't left your phone.
When it o..