What is Nocturnal Visitation?
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When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.
After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.
Random Words:
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letting your partner know that your pecker is "up" for sexual activity.
Girlfriend: Honey, can you sweep my chimney?
Boyfrie..
