Nocturno Culto

What is Nocturno Culto?

Aka Ted Skjellum. Guitarist/bassist/vocalist of the prominent black metal band Darkthronesince 1988.

He has been also in the band Satyricon.

Owner of Peaceville affiliated label Tyrant Syndicate.

Nocturno Culto owns most black metal vocalists.

See Damaso

Lumber Jack Slam

1. when your doing a girl doggy style and you take an axe and yell timber and slice her back open... the you take your special "syrup&..

I Signed The Contract.

1. To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't ha..

Nerf Cake

1. 1. Retarded way to make fun of "SMART" People when they say "EarthQuake" and you scream out "NERF CAKE". ..

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