What is Noddy?
1.
Someone who lands him/herself into difficulty through acts of sheer stupidity, possibly without even realising they have done anything wrong.
I'm not surprised everyone was flashing you, you were driving on the wrong side of the road you noddy!
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2.
1. A simpleton. A stupid, silly or foolish person.
Speaker #1: "When I dream, why don't I need my glasses?"
Speaker #2: "Dude, don't be such a fuckin noddy"
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3.
A First year Apprentist normaly the first 3 -6 Months of his trade. Named due to the excessive nodding of his head when things are being explained to him.
This condition normaly comes about because they are to scared to say anything. With good reason.....haha!
Tradesman:Now turn that bolt clockwise
Apprentist: ( Nods Head )
Tradesman: Thats Anticlockwise Dickhead!
Apprentist: (Nods Head)
Tradesman: Now Noddy if you look at the hands of a clock which way do they go.
Apprentist: ( Blank Look)
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4.
Something easy or
That's question was really noddy.
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5.
An annoying kiddy show about some pixie and his big red-and-yellow herpes.
The theme song is so pleasant that it's sickening.
6.
Name substitute for a person who has a name simular to noddy
A random childrens character who has a red hat and a strangely big nose
A term for totally pedophiling over a noddy-like character
A dude(ette) that nods a lot
Helen : I beat Noddy today in maths!
Rida : OMG! WOW! Uh, whos Noddy?
Helen : RODYYYY XD
Rida : Oh thank god, I thought you were gonna say somethin' else there o_O
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7.
Someone that is shit at fishing or someone that is fishing for pointless small fish. Someone that is intentially catching poinless small fish is 'Noddy Bashing'
Mark, Ross, Jov, and Will are examples of Noddies as they regularly blank (fail to catch fish). A noddy act would be to tie the hook on with a granny knot or put a boilie straight onto the hook. You would be a noddy if you had your bite alarms on fully volume.
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