What is Noel Edmonds?
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That bit of skin between your nutsack and your pipe. Or your fanny and your pipe or whatever.
Total waste of skin, usually wearing an unatractive beard.
Walking along the wall on the way home from the pub, he slipped and completely knackered his Noel Edmonds.
What a cheg!
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Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first.
I got attacked by an angry midget ..