What is Noes?
1.
What one would exclaim if their megahurtz had been stoeled.
h4x0r5 0n teh yu0r pC?
OH NOES!! MY MEGAHURTZ HAEV BEEN STOELED!!111
SAFELY CHECK YUOR MEGAHURTZ : FREE
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2.
Noes - (noze)
Commonly used in the phrase, "Oh Noes".
That said, it is a variation of the term, "Oh no", exclaiming that the specific situation is not good and/or unwanted.
"Noes" can also be used interchangeably with the word no.
In Short, "Noes" means "No".
Just an online term.
Oh Noes, I just got killed!
Noes! Noes! Not True! I Don't Believe it!
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3.
A sudden exclamation, traditionally a sarcastic cry of discontent. Usually uttered in a childish voice if spoken, or typed in all caps with Izyized punctuation. Also seen as "OH NOES"
Izy in a thong! My EYES, I'm BLIND! OH NOES!!212111!
4.
Short for
Guy : Let's watch NOES!
Girl: Ok, but then I won't have sex with you.
Guy: OH NOES!
Girl: Just kidding! I'm your sister!
Guy: Ok.
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