Noffage

What is Noffage?

A pile of useful crap, which is totally shite because it has been mixed together and abandonded.

I've got some iPod headphones but they are in that pile of noffage.

See shite, garbage, crap, stuff, junk

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All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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