Noffsinger

What is Noffsinger?


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A desperate stalker who will go to any lengths to get a girlfriend no matter what they look like. Noffsingers will often follow any girl to any location and make up elaborate lies to try to seduce their prey.

Guy #1: "So, I work at the Virgin Islands, and I can get you in for free"

Girl #1: "Eww, get away from me you creepy Noffsinger!"

See stalker, creep, rapist, liar, chase


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