What is Nogger Menu?
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A small selection of food consumed by Noggers. This menu consists of:
Hhhhhrice,
Peeeaaaa, and
Fried Cickon.
Neither of these will be eaten without each other on a nog plate.
Nog: Me Hhwanta Hhhrrrice and Peeeaaa.
Waitor: Yes Mr. Ape. Back in a second.
Waitor (Back from the kitchen): Here you are sir.
Nog: Hhhhhwere's da resta me peeeeeeeeaaaaaaaa!
Waitor: I just gave it you. You asked for rice and pea, Not rice and peeeaaas.
Nog: Me gotta me hhhhrice, now me wanta me peeeeeeaaaaaa, mon!
Waitor: That is a pea.
Nog: What about me fried Chickon, Mon?!
Waitor: Your what?
Nog: Me canta have da hrice and peeaa widout da fried chickon!!!
Waitor: This is a menu, not a Nogger Menu!
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