Nogtard's Bog

What is Nogtard's Bog?

A suprisingly clean white shitter found outside the House of Tard.

Dad: LOOK! Theres a bog outside Nogtard's house!

Flobbers: Oh Yeah!! NOGTARD'S BOG!! Look how clean it is!!!

A filthy bog in Nogtard's garden which is just asking to be put on the back of a Maltby lorry.

Nogtard's Bog will very soon be a close friend of Pork Scotch's Cone.

Nogtard: Nicking me bog then?

See nogtard

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