What is Nohomo?
1.
An Adjective: A phrase typically used in conjunction with a salutation, used in a setting where a group of at least two men greet at least two other men in a potentially effeminate manner, to articulate that the interaction contains, nor can there be derived from any homosexual context or meaning.
Stan and Alex hugged their friends Bill and Paul when they met at La Guardia Internation Airport, and Stan quickly stated "nohomo" as they embraced.
"Nohomo!" One of the group cried, as all of them shed tears for their fallen brother, who caused a 179 car pileup on the I-75 after seventeen tequilla shooters and ten beers.
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2.
If two people call nohomo in agreement then they both MUST refrain from insulting the other person in a homosexual way and immediately change the subjet to something else: NO EXCEPTIONS! Nohomo is also considered "Rule 95"
(If a person breaks this rule they are automatically the gayest person in the world.)
CORRECT:
1: Dude, you're so gay beyond belief!
2: Yeah right, you're the one who has Michael Jackson on your top 5!
1: Dude, nohomo!
2: Nohomo!
1: ...So you see the Batman movie the other day?
2: Yeah, it was pretty sweet.
WRONG:
1: Dude, you're so gay beyond belief!
2: Yeah right, you're the one who has Michael Jackson on your top 5!
1: Dude, no homo!
2: No homo!
1: lol yer still a fag
Person #1 is now the gayest person in the world.
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