What is Noink?
1.
When you are drunk and so high that you think everything is funny, and you are wrapped up in a sniggie twisted, and you and everyone around you is talking silly nonsense.
She hasn't smoke in so long she is noinked out of her mind
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2.
Derived from yoink, means that if you take something by saying this word you can be convicted of no wrong doing.
I just noinked 20 dollars and there's nothing you can do about it.
3.
to fuck a girl
Dude, look at that hot ass over there. I'm going to noink that fa sho.
I would give my middle nut to noink that hottie.
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