Noir Bard

What is Noir Bard?


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A writer (usually poet) who feels as though they are the only one capable of writing what their soul tells them with complete truth. Usually dressed in black and adorned with scary accesories, a Noir Bard feels distinctly more important than any other mere mortal and is extremely pretentious.

Favorite pastimes include: black coffee, eye rolling, short fingernails, and alot of ripped lace

Laure: I just started taking this writing class after school and I feel like a complete outcast

Jown: Is it becuase you dress in color and don't cut yourself?

Laure: yes! Its completely full of these pretentious Noir Bards who wear ripped stockings and smoke black cigarettes because they think it gives them life experience

Jown: How pretentious!

See noir, bard, pretentious, writer


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