Noitz

What is Noitz?

A variant of "nertz," which is a variant of "nuts" as in "aw, nuts!"

"Aw, noitz! The dog's got into my begonias!"

Double-inverted Monkey Moonrider

1. the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged..

I Thumped Her Pumpkin

1. This is the art of sexual intercourse, a joke version. That or making sweet love to a pumpkin. The first is the preferred version. Exa..

Tweet-tweet

1. Dying. The old man just went tweet-tweet...

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