Nojmaster Edit Meaning

1. when someone unsuspectidly whacks you in the face with a gherkin. Similar to a mushroom stamp. I was eating lunch the other day when a..

1. The dry condition black folks' skin gets in when they need some lotion. Dayum I gettin all ashen. I need some Vasaline Intensive C..

1. One who prefers having intimate relations with inanimate objects instead of people, i.e. dildo. It appears that she is humping that pod..