What is Nokiaface?


someone who has a old school analog nokia phone hung on a cord around his thick british neck

looookeeee ma! its a real nokiaface!


A handsome, dashing young man, whos face was horrificly deformed in a freak accident at a nokia factory one day, tragic!, although he is still hung like a horse and lurrrrves da pussa!!!!!



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