What is No-laffy Taffy?
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The kind of poo that has a taffy-like consistency. It takes gernerous amounts of time, energy, and willpower to release this stretchy, elongated, demon-of-a-shit, which usually results in serious injury, possibly death. The bearer of the poo will never be laughing before, during, or after said poop, hence the name the No-Laffy Taffy.
Dude - "Bro, last night, I crapped out some No-Laffy Taffy."
Bro - "Sorry to hear that dude. You must have had a bad night after that, man, shit."
Dude - "Yeah man. I wasn't laughing. At all..."
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