What is Nolte?
1.
(1) The state in which one finds himself after an period of intense, protracted drunkenness, often characterized by multiple days and nights without eating or sleeping indoors;
(2) A condition of inebriation only ever reached by American screen actor Nick Nolte, as depicted in the timeless "Nick Nolte Mug Shot" of September 11, 2002;
(3) To be
"Dude -- Happy Birthday!! Do you want to do some shot-skis!!??"
"Oh my God dude, Yes! The last time I did those I woke up totally NOLTE in the alley the next day, completely naked!"
"So I heard you guys took a trip last year to Vegas!?"
"Oh my God, it was Nolte from the beginning!!?"
"How did last night wind up??!"
"No idea dude. I was Nolte from dinner on!! I just remember waking up on the couch completely naked, with no idea what time or day it was!"
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rocker, biker, homo wishing to suck a small penis
he's a nolte.
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