Nombie

What is Nombie?


1.

A noun used to describe a human who is so hungry they are reduced to an aggravated, zombie-like state.

Mephostophiles: I'm so hungry I could punch you in the face.

Belzebub: Wow. Whatever, nombie.

Mr. Bigglesworth: Go eat some food, nombie.

See nom, zombie

2.

A Zombie after you have hit him as hard as you can on the side of his head with a baseball bat.

The Zombie was fast approaching me, so I grabbed my Louisville Slugger and nailed him on the side of his head, Babe Ruth style. That former Zombie is now a Nombie!

See zombie, vampire, cumpire, loch ness monster, cabbit, jackeloupe

3.

Any member of the anti-gay National Organization for Marriage, or NOM; commonly used to describe anti-gay marriage trolls who may or may not be members of NOM, but who infiltrate pro-equality message boards and blogs in order to propagate NOM talking points.

"Geez, the NOMbies have really taken over Queerty's comments section today!"

See nombie, nom, homophobia

4.

Nombie, being a "head-bashed Zombie", can also refer to, in reality, a person who is somewhat dim-witted, slow, or possibly takes thing too literally, doesn't get jokes, etc.

We were trying to explain the concept to Dingledorf, but, he just didn't get it. After 2 hours, we gave up. We started cracking jokes about him after that, in his presence, but it was cool, because he didn't get that either! What a Nombie!!!

See 'tard, dipshit, couch potato, sluggo, sloth, possom

5.

Derived from "Nombie", ie, a zombie who has his head whacked really hard ...

... a "Nombie" is a person who is very tired, inactive, depressed, passive, apathetic, or bored.

See blue screen

6.

Nombie is the coolest person who has ever been invented, everyone must love him

Jim:OH MY GOD, LOOK ITS NOMBIE!!!!!

Andio: OH MY GOD I LOVE HIM!!

7.

A not bad person, but comes with an awful smell.

Jeez...what a Nombie.

See Adam


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