Nomesses

What is Nomesses?


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a male, useally a father figure in his mid 40's whos main hobbies include mowing the lawn, driving his 97' taurus to and fro the post office where he mantains his steady job of a mail carrier. also, he enjoys making up reasons to yell and/or scream at his kids. most commonly used reasons are music being too loud, MESSES of any sort, not helping out around the house, not having money for gas, etc. generally, having another male figure living next door by the name of scooter that fucks up the walls in the daughter figures bedroom.

boy 1: omg, last night i left the mayonaise out in the kitchen.

boy 2: hopefully, your dad dosent pull a nomesses!

See dad, annoying, mailman, silver bullet, lawnmower


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