N.o.m.f.

What is N.o.m.f.?

Nut On (Girl's name who starts with an M)'s Face

Seabass totally N.O.M.F.ed on Megan in the shower.

See nut, girl, face, shower

1. An expressionless face "Hi, my name is Bob. :|" See Uncle Bob 2. A text simley referred to as "face plain" that ..

He's Not Home Right Now

1. Excuse given by the mother, father, or other relative or friend of a less-than-altruistic "friend" not to call someone back ..

Zayus

1. Unbeatable god -invincible tyrant "woah, zayus kicked my ass" See mark..

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