Noms

What is Noms?


1.

Food, especially when speaking "lolcat". It's based on the "nom nom nom" onomatopoeia for eating.

I iz hungrey, can haz noms?

See lolcats, food, cat, retarded

2.

YUMMY

"this cake is noms"

See yummy, good, delicious, tasty, yum

3.

1) A discreet way to say you see or did see some nice tits somewhere within the immediate vicinity.

2) A general term meaning a hot chick (a Nom Nom).

3) To want to tear into someone because they are smoking hot (Nom nom nom).

Noms:

Dude, she has some amazing noms noms.

Nom Nom:

"Incoming Nom Nom, 3 o'clock."

Nom Nom Nom:

"Man look at her. Nom nom nom!"

See tits, boobs, breasts, chick, nom, nom nom

4.

Acronym for Not On My Shift. Used to pass the buck and shift blame for an incident that you are directly responsible for but do not want to admit. Care must be taken when using the word as management will think you are muttering under your breath.

"Mr Ben, did you see who attacked Mrs Webster with the fire extinguisher?"

"No, I didn't. NOMS."

5.

"Nibbles on my shit."

Used frequently on cutesy type forums such as Gaia Online to signify that the poster is eating their own feces.

OMG! That thing is so CUTE! *noms*

See noms, idiots, shit eating, eat crow

6.

No real meaning just a me and my home boys made up.

You are a nom you snooty nom

See Twinkie


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