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1. Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion. EMS: "Sir how did this happen?" Me: "..

1. Someone rich people get to take care of their children cause they are to lazy to do it themselves. The rich woman rather shop all day t..

1. To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks ..