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when you have your girl on her back and are having sex, you pull out and cum on her tits. as you do, her frog like tongue hits it like ..
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The sexual act of fucking an inanimate object.
My brother Jerry is really crazy I caught him promasterbating with a lamp this afternoon..
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A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consist..
