Non-car

What is Non-car?


1.

A certain object such as a bicycle or a skateboard that is used for transportation until parent's car can be obtained through slave labor and several hundred days' worth of begging.

Example A:

"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY NON-CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*evil smile* Oh really?"

Example B:

"...and I coulda sworn I heard a little *ring ring* sound right before that last speed bump"

See bike, skateboard, legs, sadness


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