Non-co-location Edit Meaning

1. When a man wakes up in the morning with a stiffy, and humps his bed because there's no female readily at hand to hump. Every morni..

1. When feelings that you think you've buried come back and in full force. These feelings almost always result in heartache of some so..

1. Dutch term for a bald cock-head. Person #1: "Oh my god, I've just lost all my hair and a giant cock has started growing from ..