Non-farted

What is Non-farted?

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

See piss, urinal, fart, bathroom

Sweetlove

1. When a man takes a shit in his hand and proceeds to slap a woman across the face with the hand filled with shit She would not stop talk..

Niggered Out

1. While playing Super Smash Bros. 64 you are killed by the tornadoes, the star ships, the Pokemon, or that god damn lava. Also can be from..

Shquim

1. 1. The vile excretion of a rough, blustering hemorrhoiderupting from the interior of the anus known to be coarse, thick, & globular ..

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