Non-farted

What is Non-farted?

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

See piss, urinal, fart, bathroom

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