Non-farted

What is Non-farted?

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

See piss, urinal, fart, bathroom

Dachshound

1. Wrong way to spell dachshund. Incorrect: Dachshound is not correct. Correct: Dachshunds are a type of dog. See dachshund, dogs, wiene..

I'm Like A Bird

1. The state of not knowing where one's soul is. (Hint: Try looking behind the sofa.) "I'm like a bird, I left my soul in..

Blaed

1. uber haxor, advocate of #planethalflife and all of the known world. that blaed is such an uber guy. See blaed..

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