Non-farted

What is Non-farted?

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

See piss, urinal, fart, bathroom

Zenthforbias

1. The Zen bhuddists of ancient Mesopotamian china practiced a form of art of art known forbias. This technique invovled the shrinking of a..

Float Game

1. being the wing man when trying to help your friend get a girl You know Dana, John is such a nice guy. He knows how to treat a girl ri..

Eighty-sixed

1. Traditionally, to be eighty-sixed was to be cut off from further booze service. This term comes all the way from the wild west (and not..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Non-farted Edit Meaning