Non-farted

What is Non-farted?

That feeling (for guys, anyway) when you stand there trying to piss, and it feels like you have to fart, so you let fly and nothing happens.

I stood there for like thirty seconds before I non-farted. I was so disappointed

See piss, urinal, fart, bathroom

Uni Lag

1. Being use to sleeping patterns from University/College, rather than the standard. Similar to that of jet lag. The condition of uni lag m..

Virgin Hoe

1. Well a "Virgin Hoe" is a girl who does very slutty things like blowjobs, handjobs, make out, talking to older guys online, and..

Involuntary Protein Spill

1. british for jizzing in your pants. ohh noo yesterday..i was sipping tea with my grandmother and i told her that i suddenly had a involu..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Non-farted Edit Meaning