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When a poo has begun to fight it's way out.
I sighed with relief when my bomb doors opened
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Whilst driving down the moterway / freeway. Have your girlfriend give you a blowjob. When she is getting comfortable, accelerate into th..
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18 year old girl gets summer job in the canary islands, then goes to the beach on day off. lack of suncream results in horrifically burn..