What is Non-newtonian?
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Adj. Used to describe an article of clothing that is suspended about the midriff, typically jeans, with no apparent means of support. Some, as of yet, force undetermined by science is the only plausible source Jeans that stay in place below the equator of an egg dipped in olive oil are considered non-newtonian. Not to be confused with severe camel-toe.
Ginny, with those non-newtonian jeans, you don't need no suspenders no mo'!
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There are several variations to this dirty little limerick. I recited a slightly different version when I was a child in the 1970s:
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The patch of hair that resides on the territory between the boulders and brown star (The testicles and anus, for you medical students). ..
