What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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The act of one homosexual male taking a large dump on his partner's chest after having engaged in oralanal sex.
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The leftover shit saved from a cleveland
steamer scrapped up and put into a doggie
bag for later consumption.
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someones who hot and can get any guy she wants, writes sex plates on paper, loves to have fun, life of the party, always dancing on pole..
