What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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when you are having sex and the girl is on top. Best position ever because the guy gets a full view of the girl riding him. He gets to h..
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During sex, you add cole slaw and french fries to the act. Also known as the primanti brother.
Yo homey I was crunching this girl last..
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An Internet acronym meaning "Oh My God It's A Flying Douchebag Coming Your Way!"
OMGIAFDCYW! Watch out!..
