What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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when you go to a restraunt and service is so bad you don't even pay your whole bill
that waiter sucks; she's definitely getti..
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The consumption of cum/sperm/semen/skeet/ or JIZZ.
John Clay attends weekly jizz eaters anonymous classes.
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A group of people dedicated to robbing people of their napkins without their knowledge or consent.
As Jean was setting the dinner table..
