What is Non-optional?
1.
a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
See
Random Words:
1.
A soft tissue on a roll engineered primarily for wiping feces off a person's anus. It is also frequently substituted for facial tis..
1.
someone involved in sexual acts with their mother.
God my boss is a right Belgian Rodney, he got caught giving his mum a donkey punch
..
