What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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Promiscuous. It is meant to suggest that the girl -or guy- in question tips backwards easily i.e. is ready for sexual intercourse in the..
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When you just can't be arsed to do anything, you are lazy as hell.
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