What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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when your hemmorhoid bursts while riding on the back of a moped down a bumpy road, thus causing it to grow in size and discomfort
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To joke with. Feminine version of busting your balls.
Nah, your grandma isn't actually dead, I'm just poking your poon.
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