What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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when you are having anal, make it seem like you are going to blow a load in the chicks ass, but "slip" and instead blow a load..
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When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal..
