What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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The act of spiking a football in your partners face at the point of climax, thus breaking their nose.
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Living life to its fullest.
Yeah, I'm high on life.
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an excuse that a few retarded people use to pass on using drugs.
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Obsessed with remembering things, usually useless items of trivia.
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