What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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Like regular people, only made of awesome.
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The amazing army th..
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Doing a girl up the butt so she doesnt get pregnant
Guy: I want sex but i dont have a condom.
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