What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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1. Vomiting in blog comments
2. Spewing forth from one's brain
1. They read his post and immediately began vommenting in the comm..
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if ur mom gets old after a while, in place of it you say ur grandma
ted-hey
ed-urmom
ted-whatsup
ed-urmom
ted-URMOM!
ed-UR GRANDMA..
