What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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becoming gay, particularly in reference to an adult who has previously led a straight life
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Synonymous with FART. Simply another word to use while being expressive, but not redundant.
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