Non-optional

What is Non-optional?

1.

a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances

Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?

Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.

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