What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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a jack-ass who lives in Cumberland, Maryland
"get that lazy dougstafford over here to pull this hay waggon!!"
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Where a man takes a shit into a womans vagina then straight after has sexual intercourse
felix i pheces brekkied your grandpa
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