What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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Newfoundland term. The long form of Giv'er...It signifies authorization, acknowledgement, permission, agreement, or "Go"..
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A journey to commit terrorism that prematurely ends due to a lack of proper planning or general bumbling on behalf of the participants.
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A ski term for hitting the most direct line down the moguls
"quit being a wuss and hit the fucking zipper, ya pansy"
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