What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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a very cowardly, sneaky, and sketchy way of learning about someone either through ear jacking, reading their survey bulletins posted on ..
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A blow job in which the girl has a mouthful of not only cock, but warm noodles.
"Dude, she totally gave me a Japanese Breakfast!&q..
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emotion when u get really mad over nothing
OMG I HATE THAT DUMB BITCH SHE TALKED TO MY BOYFRIEND
what the hell
its ok she's jus..
