What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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English. To take a day off work/ school for no apparent reason.
Mate A - Don't feel like working today.
Mate B - Take one for the..
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Not quite the black market, something of a grey area. Basically involves buying goods in bulk in foreign countries where they are cheape..
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A hot, innocent girl with perky +2s and a Brazilian wax.
First guy, "Yo, did she put out last night?"
Second guy, "Nah ..
