What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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Random Words:
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Verb: To start a new job on a Monday and quit the next Monday, Noun: a stinky biiiitch
To shower without soap makes you a Gayshondra
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n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.
See also Ann Coulter.
She came off as a tota..
