What is Non-optional?
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a shower that is required after finding out the crap you just took has stuck to your ass like peanut butter and it's such a mess a shower is required, regardless of circumstances
Dude: The girls are here - what the f' where have you been?
Self: Dude, sorry I'm late for the double date, I had to take a non-optional before I left home.
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When one male seeks attention and acceptance from another male.
To perform ritual "Daps" to seek another males acknowledgemen..
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When a man masturbates in a cone chaped object, often an orange road cone, and ejaculates in it. The woman then licks it up, like a snow..
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The most awesome creation of all time.
You do not fuck with killer horses.
Dude, I just saw a killer horse- *mind explodes*
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