Non-penis

What is Non-penis?


1.

Anything that is not a penis.

Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"

You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"

Dad: "Perfect!"

Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"

You and Dad: "Me!"

See not, non-penis, cream, soda, lunchbox


81

Random Words:

1. The indefinite side project of former Blink 182 member Tom DeLonge -- accompanied by David Kennedy, Adam "Atom" Willard, and M..
1. Hot, Teenage boy or adorable young teenage with perfect straight teeth that has two hair colors and parts his hair going right. Real nam..
1. A combination of Kung-Fu, Ju-Jitsu, Tai-Chi and Yogic Meditation it involves razor precise movements of the forearms and is very difficu..