Non-penis

What is Non-penis?


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Anything that is not a penis.

Dad: "Can you grab me something that is a non-penis?"

You: "Yeah, how about this vagina, or the pamphlet?"

Dad: "Perfect!"

Mom: "Who wants cream soda?"

You and Dad: "Me!"

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