What is Nonscrollio?
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The failure to scroll down while reading an E- mail that results in missing the key information contained therein, giving rise to social/professional embarrassment and/or distress.
"You asshole, I mentioned it in the email, didn't you scroll down? Your nonscrollio committing ass is off the project"
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Another way to say something is going to commit suicide/kill themselves.
Fred: 'Did you hear Bob is offing himself tonight?'
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