Non-unicorn

What is Non-unicorn?


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The classic unicorn known to mankind. It resembles a horse, is usually white and has a long thin twisted shiny cone growing out of its forehead. real unicorns are so mystical they only exist in certain drawings that resemble happy bridges with facial hair and several extra legs.

<B> OMIGOD what is that bridge-thing?

<A> its a real unicorn.

<B> arent unicorns like hors../

<A> shhhhh... you dont understand. those are non-unicorns.

See unicorn, rainbow, love, life, insanity


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