Nonvite

What is Nonvite?


1.

To blatantly and obviously avoid inviting someone to something, especially if everyone knows that the event is occuring. Not to be confused with unvite.

Ryan: Is Kyle going to Spencer's thing?

Kaylyn: No, he was nonvited.

Ryan: Ouch..

Kaylyn: Haha, I'm so mean.

2.

noun or verb: To invite someone in the strict, technical, and polite sense, but to describe it as so lame that he or she wouldn't actually want to come.

"are you doing anything good this weekend?"

"nah, my dog is sick, so I have to stay home and give her pills every few hours. my house is a mess and I may have the flu. but you can totally come over and hang out if you want. we'll order pizza."

definately a nonvite

See nonvite, polite, lie, fake, patronize


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