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The act of evacuating one nostril while holding the other shut.
Viscous goo dripped from his eye as the result of my well-aimed, farmer..
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The penis. Referred to in this fashion for it's serpentine behavior.
Last night I force-fed and gagged Lisa with my zipper snake a..
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Relating to or evocative of, the random conspiracy theories of John Kettler, a contributor to various UFO and Atlantis fan magazi..