Noob Erection

What is Noob Erection?

1.

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.

"What took you so long in there?"

"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"

"Oh"

See noob, erection, piss, blood pressure, urine
0

Random Words:

Schneeble
1. verb to schneeble 1. said whilst performing an involentary act of retardation 2. used to discribe ones unforseen spazmic movements/act..
Read more
Plastical
1. Can be used as in the previous example, but... a word that describes everything but nothing, in a true but not way. abstract in a way, ..
Read more
Go The Whole Hog
1. to go the whole way in a daring and probably ill-fated quest I had already cut out meat and dairy, so I decided to go the whole hog and..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free