Noob Erection

What is Noob Erection?


1.

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.

"What took you so long in there?"

"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"

"Oh"

See noob, erection, piss, blood pressure, urine


0

Random Words:

1. A girl on Myspace that takes horror photography of herself. Runs a myspace site called The Original Gore Whores. She use to work for Mon..
1. Acting extremely stingy and selfish, specially concerning money Stop being a Telferwitz and chip in for beer. See jew, jewish, stingy,..
1. 1)A weird character from a hilarious cartoon. 2)An awesome IHS forum member! "A watermelon? You mean, like, a KamikazeWatermelon..