Noob Erection

What is Noob Erection?

1.

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.

"What took you so long in there?"

"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"

"Oh"

See noob, erection, piss, blood pressure, urine
0

Random Words:

Load Monger
1. A Female or Gay Male that loves to swallow semen. The girl I spent last night with was a load monger...
Read more
Tsaerbs
1. Breasts backwards - used by market traders to confuse customers "look at the Tsaerbs on her" See breasts, boob, tits, jugs, ..
Read more
Quantos
1. When a girl over plucks her eyebrows and leaves a large gap in between them. Congratulations, you now look like a Quantos See eye, bro..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free