Noob Erection

What is Noob Erection?


1.

A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.

This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.

"What took you so long in there?"

"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"

"Oh"

See noob, erection, piss, blood pressure, urine


0

Random Words:

1. a fake disease that makes you make typos, used as a joke among people mostly on a forum but also in chatrooms. person 1: I can't g..
1. a word used to describe a trio of brothers who use their melodic voices and supreme guitar-playing abilities to woo the females. Did yo..
1. The shortening or blatant misspelling of words in order to appear cool on the internet when really it comes across as ignorant. Example..