What is Noob Erection?
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A half-way erection that one must acquire before being able to urinate.
This is typically common when a man has a hard-on that prevents him from using the toilet and must stand patiently whilst thinking of non-sexual things to lose just enough blood pressure so he can urinate.
"What took you so long in there?"
"I had stop and calculate how many feet there are in a metre before I could get a noob erection so I could actually take a piss"
"Oh"
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quite litterally, a fine piece of ass
see poon
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The often genitally violent karmic results of your naughtiness. Those with unbalanced Chodal Karma must be purged with forceful propulsi..
