Noob Guard

What is Noob Guard?

Plastic clip on joint of a Glass on Glass to prevent retards from pulling out your downstem/diffy

I got this blue noob guard so that high cunt won't crack my joint

See noob, guard, bong, weed, retard

You Scratch My Back, I'll Scratch Yours.

1. You do me a favor, I'll do you a favor. This time, I'll fix your car for free. You scratch my back, I'll scratch back! ..

Gland Grenade

1. particularly strong blast of ejaculate during rigourous sex session his gland grenade went off right in my eye! See sex, cum, shagging..

Queerbake

1. the queer-est of them all. the ruler of the queers u are a major queerbake. See queer, fag, gay, queerbait, loser, retard 1. the que..

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