Noob Sammich

What is Noob Sammich?

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?

Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.

Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

Quailling

1. To weep or moan about something excessively. "Stop quailing about the loss of your penis." 1. To weep or moan about somethi..

Bearded Clooney

1. An man with a large bush getting deep oral pleasure so far that it appears the woman giving the oral pleasure has a beard as thick as Ge..

Ishimp

1. Short for "I shit my pants", generally used as a higher level of laughing, even harder than LOLor ROTFLMAO. Can also be used ..

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