Noob Sammich

What is Noob Sammich?


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n.

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?

Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.

Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.


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