Noob Sammich

What is Noob Sammich?

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?

Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.

Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

Flamunda

1. Nut sweat. Condensation on a male's genitals. Ummm...I think you get the idea. She licked the flamunda off my balls...

Unicreature

1. A virtual pet on the website Unicreatures. There are various unicreatures that can be evolved,cared for,trained,and used in virtual comb..

Opasd

1. over-poking-and-slapping-disorder *often used instead of spaz OMFG she is such a opasd! See spazz, amanda, spaz, other..

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