Noob Sammich

What is Noob Sammich?

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?

Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.

Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

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1. A Calender based and made to revolve around Raves. Meaning it includes the dates and places of where any Raves would be. EX: (Not real)..

Shnoj

1. large nose preferably jewish when mijayel had an erection and walked into a wall he yelped "oww my shnoj" See nose, jews, an..

Lmdh

1. 1) to laugh until your dick gets hard 2) to laugh at something so dirty and funny you get hard Jake: look at this girl getting banged ..

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