Noob Sammich

What is Noob Sammich?

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?

Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.

Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

Fozzage

1. The state of most utter confusion and inner conflict Man, ever since I saw gay marriage on television I have been in fozzage. See Flas..

Zuata

1. Slang for the spansih word pendejo/pendeja which means stupid, idiot, etc. Pusiste el numero equibocado, como eres una zuata! See idio..

Schmisek Slap Grab

1. To slap and then grab in the same motion. "I think that guy just gave my ass the Schmisek Slap Grab." See slap, grab, strike..

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