Noob Sammich

What is Noob Sammich?

1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.

Also known as an orphan sammich.

Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?

Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.

Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.

W.e.b.

1. Whatever Bitch. Or can be used in a nice way as Whatever Buddy. She told me to leave and I was like, "W.E.B.!" See what, eve..

Noobdom

1. The place where hopeless noobs remain until the end of time. Strive for glory, but if you only achieve happy noobdom, be satisfied. Se..

Couchin

1. chillin on yo couch, usually for large amounts of time doing nothing at all - what are you doing? - couchin - u bum See chillin, han..

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