What is Noob Sammich?
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1. An extraordinarily bland sandwich, usually void of condiments, when more lavish relish is available.
Also known as an orphan sammich.
Michael: What kind of sandwich did you make?
Marcus: Bologna... with a slice of american cheese.
Michael: Why'd you make a noob sammich? We have roast beef, swiss, and plenty of mustard you know.
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