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When you blow a load shaped like a lighting bolt on a girls forehead.
hey did pull a harry potter on your girl friend?
See harry potte..
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The proper response to the officer who asks you "Sir, how many drinks have you had tonight?"
And I was so drunk I told the co..
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based off phrases from not only South Park but Spaceballs as well.
I mean, come on man. You fell for the oldest trick in the book. I ca..