What is Noobchat?
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Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly.
English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!!
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The art of giving up the usual way of typing with fingers and taking a more direct approach, by slamming your head against the keyboard in a sporatic fashion.
Dude you suck at typing, you might as well just noobchat..0
This is a actual noobchat sentence-jghautjhio3w5jgiojohiyjl857398w4etuo;
Random Words:
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A sex act:
After orgasming inside of your partner, you pull out your penis and shake it on their face causing cum droplets to rain down..
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When one does something really uncool
Shelby - I dont have to go to school tomorrow
Maddie - uhhh you suck Major ass
See suck, school..