What is Noobchat?
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Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly.
English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!!
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The art of giving up the usual way of typing with fingers and taking a more direct approach, by slamming your head against the keyboard in a sporatic fashion.
Dude you suck at typing, you might as well just noobchat..0
This is a actual noobchat sentence-jghautjhio3w5jgiojohiyjl857398w4etuo;
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Having sex in a hotel room chair.
"Man, I totally Lord Elgined her last night up in her room"
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The state in which a girl is on her period.
I got my period the other day, so I have an emo vagina.
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