What is Noobchat?
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Noob chat is used in online games and chat programs. Many noobs use this method to "communicate" to one another. Translators are still baffled by the complexity of their language. Chating like this is found only by smacking ones head against the keyboard repeatedly.
English: hey guys good job on the dragon
Noobchat: ima HAXOR LOKOKLKOLODKSqaasfdopgjadlksjbhgvkjasdgn;oifha UBER LEET!!!!
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The art of giving up the usual way of typing with fingers and taking a more direct approach, by slamming your head against the keyboard in a sporatic fashion.
Dude you suck at typing, you might as well just noobchat..0
This is a actual noobchat sentence-jghautjhio3w5jgiojohiyjl857398w4etuo;
Random Words:
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dank ass shit that makes you see double and fuck fat chicks. It numbs your knees and puts hair on your pecker. Its 210 and ounce! and..
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the act of giving someone a wedgy, eg flossing their anus
my ass really hurts after that anal flossage
See wedgy..
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1. Being so drunk that you fall to the ground.
2. Having your face rubbed in to the ground during a fight or conflict.
Bill was totall..