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Code name for porn.
Bob: "Why is it taking John so long to get ready?"
Bill: "I think he's taking a quick peek at ..
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Pitching a loaf of such epic proportions that it piles up higher than the surface of the water.
"You okay?"
"Ugh...surf..
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When you almost get a date with someone, but for some reason or another, it never materializes.
That guy I like kept suggesting that we..