What is Noobermelon?
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Pretty much the biggest noob of all time. The fact that the person must be compared to a melon, the noobiest of all fruits, only emphasizes the fact that this person embodies all that is noob.
Kendra Barnes is the worlds biggest noobermelon
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A convulsion caused by rapid ejection of diarrhetic material.
Dude, when he saw his sister screwing the horse he practically had a Diar..