What is Noobitis?
1.
A disease that can spread by touch, look, or even through verbal masturbation.
Unsure if you have this disease? Do you have any of these symptoms?
-failing life at all times
-your friends don't call you anymore
-your parents don't call you anymore
-your grandma doesn't call you anymore
-you just canceled your phone service due to inactivity
-you like clay aiken
-you have sweatus majoritis
-you're a priest and someone dies in your party
These are only a few of the symptoms. If you have any of these symptoms, please cry in the corner so you don't bother others, or seek psychiatric attention.
Hector, I understand that you have noobitis, but could you please stop fucking up in life?
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2.
a disease usally contracted by people who do not have the attesion span to compeditave an any sort of game
omg that guy maneged to throw a plasma grenade and stick himself with it completely by accident he must hav freakin noobitis
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