Noobivore

What is Noobivore?


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Someone who is a noob at everything and will never get laid.

Danny: Omg that dan kid sucks at everything. Hes never gonna get laid.

Jack: Yeah the only pussy he gets is when he strokes his cat.

Dan: HEY GUYSS

Danny: fuck off you noobivore

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