Noobricate

What is Noobricate?

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v. To apply lubricant, for the purpose of self-gratification or sex using a product unintended for the genitals, often causing the owner harm. E.g, Ben Gay, toothpaste, vapor rub, ethanol containing sanitizers, muriatic acid.

Guy 1: "Dude, I was going to wank it yesterday and hit bottom of my Vasaline!"

Guy 2: *looks up from homework* "What?"

Guy 1: "Yeah man, so I went and got this Purell Hand Sanitizer crap and went full force..."

Guy 2: "What in God's name are you talking about?"

Guy 1: "2 seconds in I was like 'OMGWTFBBQ MY NUTZ ARE ON FIRE!!'"

Guy 2: "Sweet Jesus."

Guy 1: Yeah, I started crying...

Guy 3: *enters* Once I jacked off with Chapstick.

Guy 2: ...
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