What is Nooch?
1.
An expression used at the end of a joke or a bashing.
Dude your mama is so fat, that when she sits aroud the house, man she sits AROUND the house! Nooch!
2.
Nutritional yeast, the pungent yellow vitamin B-12-filled flakes loved by vegans everywhere. It tastes delicious in cheezy sauces and many other dishes. The term "nooch" was coined by the PPK.
Oh no, I'm out of nooch! However will I make macaroni and cheeze?
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3.
The strip of skin between your johnson and your belly button; the opposite of a gooch.
Nad was getting his dick wet with Moniqua when suddenly Nad said, "Lick my nooch." Moniqua then said, "I usually don't lick nooch." To that Nad retorted, "You lick my nooch, RIGHT NOW!" Of course she abided.
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4.
Just kidding, don't kick my ass. (Usually at the end of a sentence containing an insult.)
"I'd do it, but I pulled my back out last night humping your mother, nooch.
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5.
A blank word having no meaning except the one you want it to
Stop being such a nooch/ I will nooch you across the lake/ Stop noochin' and get over here/ You NOOCHBAG/ hey you gonna finish that nooch/ Get the nooch over here if you dont want me to nooch the noochin' nooch out of you, you noochy nooch
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6.
Somebody who is over-the-top ghetto.
That nooch was eating McDonald's in the movie theater.
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7.
A expression that is said as a bash. Also can be used when a person is acting dumb.
This motherfucker cut me off, what a fucking nooch!
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