Noodle Dick

What is Noodle Dick?


1.

a soft penis, not hardly erect. Useful in describing the performance of many if not most male porn performers.

Once more, the ironically named Dave Hardman tried ineffectually to jam his noodle dick into the unattractive actress's asshole with his hand.

See porn, cock, wood


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