Noodle Gourmet

What is Noodle Gourmet?

n. to slap slap someone's face with a limp penis as if it was a wet noodle.

n. a chinese restaurant in new brunswick, nj

My girl kept talking after sex, so i gave her a noodle gourmet so she'd shut the fuck up already.

See schnoodle, noodle, gourmet, cockslap, slap, cock, dirty sanchez, cocksmack

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