Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

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1. The time of day when everyone decides to go on the internet at the same time as you, making everything run really slow, especially downl..

Vorglühen

1. Pre-drinking at home before going out to save money. "I'm broke, come over to my house to vorglühen before we go to the bar.&..

Zorx

1. To own someone or something at a specific sport or skill. To demolish someone in a video game. Wow, I just beat Matt in FIFA by 7 goal..

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