Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Clean Your Clock

1. A slang phrase meaning to strike a blow to the face, where someone's face is their 'clock'. Steve: Wow john, you blew it..

Facty

1. Resembling a fact without being factual. While President Bush refrained from stating any specific numbers, the points in his address we..

Greek Chat

1. A message board where friendly Greeks* from all over the country gather to discuss issues that effect the their community. *Greeks as i..

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