Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

[cum Gargler]

1. when a girl takes a massive load in the mouth and gargles it like one would with water, only insted of water you get a nice white substa..

Angry Mule

1. The act of kicking your partner in the face while receiving head. I got so into it last night I gave did the angry mule, and she bit me..

Togno

1. 1. n. An I-Talian. adj. I-Talian in ancestry, heritage, or state of mind. 2. n. Anyone who has more cousins than teeth. 3. n...

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