Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Fake Abs

1. A guy who has a 6 pack only because he is super skinny, not because he actually works out. "Oh my god, have you seen his abs?"..

Steentz

1. verb. To smoke marijuana. Hey man do you wanna go steentz? See smoke..

Bed Pirate

1. one who plunders and steals all of the blankets and covers whilst their partner/victim sleeps...leaving them cold. The sex was fantasti..

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