Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

W-t-f

1. The same meaning as "What the fuck," just saying the letters out. Mostly Australians use it, but it sounds funny as hell. Bob..

I.f.h.l.r

1. id fuck him (in the) locker room an extremely hot man. brad pitt is an I.F.H.L.R. See locker room, locker, fuck, him..

Apple Eater

1. 1: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and hopes to grow a tree. 2: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and her par..

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