Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Retrocious

1. Hideous throwback to outdated fashion, design or architecture trends. That shirt isn't vintage, it's retrocious. See fashion..

One Barney Better

1. to outdo someone else. an irish saying. Nina: I ate 12 donuts today. Humphrey: Yeah? Well I ate 20! Nina: You totally one barney bet..

Dorrington

1. A man with Small hands. Evolved due to Dan Dorrington's small hands which make the rest of his body look big. Yea yea yea, he&apo..

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