Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

The Matthews

1. The cure to the common hang over through touching oneself 4 times in one day. Dude, I was so hung over till I did the Matthews See mat..

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Mung Butter

1. Simply take a good batch of mung, which you can find in any dead bitch, and spread it on some toast and enjoy. Dame that mung butter wa..

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