Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

The Grim

1. a sexually transmitted infection which can be caught and treated at Woo Woo's Whomporium, via massage. Oh shit, I've got the ..

Moltres

1. Moltres takes the form of a large bird with flame-colored plumage, resembling a phoenix. Its dazzling wings and elaborate head crest app..

Iceatoge

1. After filling a glass with ice and water out of your home fridge; you then tilt the glass to drink out of it, the ice forms to the glass..

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