Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Arse Pirates

1. homosexual deviants who use unorthodox methods to perform sexual intercourse on each other. most commonly found in America and Greece. ..

Get-a-broom

1. Derivative of oft. used "Get a room" (often uttered to couples passionately going at it in full view of the general public). U..

Ass Crust

1. you must have a hairy ass for this to work. its when you take a huge extremely wet shit and you wipe your ass and shit gets stuck in you..

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