Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Utter Shuffle

1. when a girl or woman has to get in there and scratch her boobs. man did you see that girl doin the utter shuffle?! it was actually kind..

Buudge

1. When a girl has let her pubes go ungroomed and growing wild and looks like she has a baby in a headlock between her legs. Girl: "..

Zipo

1. someone who sucks alot of cock, and likes to give hand jobs to other men in big orgies. he likes to zipo alot. See zip, zips, zipper, ..

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