Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Jordann

1. Clumsy, arsty, most inspiring, selfless, remarkable in every way person. Likes many colors, Che Guevara, and Unicorns I know you pulled..

Tunafish Biscuit

1. A females Vagina, when being eaten. Before we had sex, I had to get a taste of her Tunafish Biscuit. See munky, burger, sloppyjoe, gas..

Bearshit

1. The opposite of bullshit. Christianity is bullshit, satanism is bearshit. See bullshit, religion, christianity, money, truth, failfag..

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