Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

The Rub

1. Irritation of the skin around the clambeard from a dudes facial stubble after bobbing for apples. Once commonly thought to be an STD. L..

Runce

1. To satisfy a lady sexually I gave her a good runce See Benny Boy..

Rootinest, Tootinest

1. A yee haw, honkey tonk, redneck form of "roughest, toughest." Usually spoken with a mock Southern accent. Yosemite Sam is the..

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