Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Cockitis

1. Urge for sex(usually women) wanting cock/penis. "I got a serious case of Cockitis!" said Janet. "I had that like a week..

Da Rec

1. a weekly hang out youthie for dull, gold dripping, make-up pasting, ped driving, lambrini drinking, fight starting, arse raping, pot smo..

Rectal Rummager

1. One who explores another person's anus, with fingers, penis, or other instrument with such enthusiasm as if they were rummaging aro..

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