Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Unfurl The Tripod

1. to whip out your very large dick, generally for a girl. Britney wasn't really falling for my game until I decided to unfurl the tr..

Neopolitan Dump

1. When you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clea..

Jism

1. 1. A nutritional liquid which eminates from the end of the male organ after stimulation. 2. A tasty snack. 3. Nectar of the wanker. &..

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