Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Kickin Chickens

1. To relax, to be at ease. the actual act of being chill. person 1- what do you wanna do today? person 2- ugh i don't know lets kic..

Poop Off

1. When you jerk off while taking a poop and when you finish you push out the remaining poop So today I was pressed for time to i had to p..

Big Five

1. The .500 S&W Magnum. Sometimes erroneously attributed to the .50 Action Express, used in the MRI Desert Easgle. Don't fuck wit..

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