Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Good Citizen

1. When a person feels the need to watch his or her neighborhood for any behavior they see as bad/dangerous and will ruin anyones day. Alth..

Money Hole

1. Something that costs a lot of money repeatedly while owned. "Man, this new car has been nothing but a money hole." See money..

Ejacufart

1. 1.When you fart while blowing your load. Usually followed up by uncontrollable giggles. Especially when your girl is down in that area ..

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