Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Betching

1. The act of hanging out with betches Girl, put down those uggs and stop betching around Kevin, I was betching so bad last weekend. Eve..

Parksie

1. A geek like no other, notorious for bad jokes, security and *BSD zeolotism. 1336. Secks. Oh no, that joke was BAD, I detect ParksieHu..

Quiso

1. (noun) it is the mysterious and foul substance that is ejected from between the legs of a particularly unkempt or promiscuous female. I..

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