Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Food-fatigue

1. Tiredness felt after a meal commonly due to the consumption of hard to digest substances (meats, oils) I don't want a steak, it wi..

W.o.k.

1. An abbreviation for Without Kids. Typically refers to the circumstance where a parent is free to party. Often used every other weekend t..

Shade Fucker

1. Someone who waits in the shade while others are standing in the heat. At tennis camp, Derrick was being a shade fucker while the rest o..

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