Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Chumpin

1. A chumpin is a round-faced person with a very chumpinesque smile, i.e. a smile with puffy cheeks that makes them look slightly dopey but..

Vamping

1. A mild form of foreplay in which lovers or boyfriends and girlfriends bite eachother in a playful way, usually on the neck or shoulder. ..

Zlack

1. In World of Warcraft: To act noobish and stupid. In real life: To screw up everything you touch. Damnit, I pulled a Zlack. I showed u..

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