Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

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Fontalvo

1. To exceed all expectations in the mest way possible. At first I though you were a fuck up but you fontalvo more than anyone else See f..

1. A sad smiley. Often used to elude the onslaught of emoticons on instant messengers / forums. Idiots often confuse it as a typo for :) J..

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