Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

Lystance

1. Within listening distance. Generally used when recording something. Can be used in serious issues and banter. Tom: I was well within ly..

Pimp Shizznit

1. 1) "good shit" 2) better than "shizznit" shizz, shizznit Dude, JBoss caching is the pimp shizznit!! No buddy, th..

Textfuck

1. a person(usually a guy) who insists on answering a text message while fucking his girlfriend. Mark stop being a textfuck and start fuc..

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