Noodle Humper

What is Noodle Humper?

A female (or homosexual male) who is dating a man with far less than average penis size.

Your Noodle Humper girlfriend looks really deprived lately. Perhaps you are not pleasing her enough sexually.

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Satchmo

1. a nickname given to the late singer/trumpeter Louis Armstrong. Short for "satchel mouth" We need to watch out for the satchmo..

Jacksboro

1. a shitty town with nothing to do but get drunk, high, or laid. mostly the first one. hey dude last night i rubbed my jacksboro See jac..

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