What is Noodle Pimp?
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a chinese man who consorts with multiple women, running a business in which the women sell their bodies for the profit of both themselves and the pimp.
usually dangles strands of noodles into there vaginas as payment.
Normal guy: omg look at that chinese kid! whats he doing with that noodle and that ho!?
Normal guy2: Its pretty obvious.. hes the noodle pimp in this block.
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Steven: i really want to be a noodle pimp when im older
Diddy: yeh me too!
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