Noodle Pimp

What is Noodle Pimp?


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a chinese man who consorts with multiple women, running a business in which the women sell their bodies for the profit of both themselves and the pimp.

usually dangles strands of noodles into there vaginas as payment.

Normal guy: omg look at that chinese kid! whats he doing with that noodle and that ho!?

Normal guy2: Its pretty obvious.. hes the noodle pimp in this block.

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Steven: i really want to be a noodle pimp when im older

Diddy: yeh me too!

See steven, egor, garden, g unit, coat hanger


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